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Nov
8th
Sun
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No matter what you do or say, there’s nothing that you can do to make people understand you.
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Kurt Cobain

(via dondante)

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Sadness.

Sadness.

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If I have to keep lowering my standards, I am going to have a major happy accident. mandyjanerose:  We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.

If I have to keep lowering my standards, I am going to have a major happy accident.

mandyjanerose:  We don’t make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.

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Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t have to clap your hands.
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Daggers via Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Daggers via Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

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Omnomnom

I want to eat at:

I have found food to be very uninspiring lately.  Case-in-point:  Fried rice at midnight.

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ondirecting: howdystranger: brosephstalin:flickflickflicker:nosferatued:metamorphmagus:kissyourbones:coastalxsummer:(via samsupersonicc)

ondirecting:

howdystranger:

brosephstalin:flickflickflicker:nosferatued:metamorphmagus:kissyourbones:coastalxsummer:(via samsupersonicc)

Nov
6th
Fri
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mandyjanerose: A Brazilian Man Shows Up at His Own Funeral A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral. Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said. As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead. What family members didn’t know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning. […] “The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing,” said the police spokesman, who talked on condition of anonymity as he wasn’t authorized to discuss the case. “People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case.” […] (via MSN)

mandyjanerose:

A Brazilian Man Shows Up at His Own Funeral

A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral. Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said. As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead.
What family members didn’t know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning. […]
“The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing,” said the police spokesman, who talked on condition of anonymity as he wasn’t authorized to discuss the case. “People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case.” […]

(via MSN)

Nov
5th
Thu
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Because it makes me imagine people going to great lengths to find identical apples, engaging with the absurd, and taking themselves much less seriously. blownspeakers: How so? juliusseizure: This is great. (via davidhorvitz)

Because it makes me imagine people going to great lengths to find identical apples, engaging with the absurd, and taking themselves much less seriously.

blownspeakers:

How so?

juliusseizure:

This is great.

(via davidhorvitz)

Nov
4th
Wed
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Ahahahaha parachuteshark: musicophilia:fuckyeahbritain:tobeeornottobee:meltinyourmouth:here LOL I don’t even know why this is so funny. Kind of wish I didn’t find this as amusing as I do.

Ahahahaha

parachuteshark:

musicophilia:fuckyeahbritain:tobeeornottobee:meltinyourmouth:here

LOL I don’t even know why this is so funny.

Kind of wish I didn’t find this as amusing as I do.